would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
I've had cake for breakfast the past 3 days. You tell me how bikini season is going.
After Sake bombs he tried to puke into an alluminum beer bottle and shot vomit streaks in a perfect V out the sides of his mouth and hit BOTH girls he had bought drinks for that night. He was like an Icon of Cock-blocking yourself.
If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
So my date night ended with us watching porn with his roommate.
it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
I went to look at my notes for my take home final and all I had written was 'you're on E. You won't remember a damn thing anyway.'
The cop told us he we helped him pass his monthly bong quota. He almost ran out of room on the hood of his car..
Hah I guess I sent that to like ten people, along with another one of me sitting in a bath tub eating an ice cream sandwich.
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
Our Tuesday night drunk Irish step dancing was on point tonight.
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
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