Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
I'm not a mortal combat character
but my vagina is
I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
We turned everything surrounding BP and the oil leak into a "that's what she said" drinking game. We've been drunk for a month
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
Just so we're clear this time around: This is dinner with my FAMILY. Not an opportunity for you to drink too much, and use the word "dick-thumpin" in casual conversation.
Pot head idea of the day: make a maraca out of weed seeds. Or a rain stick? Definitely rain stick.
SHE WON'T ROUND UP MY GRADE! I have a 79.8% I ONLY MISSED TWO CLASSES!!! ONE WHEN I GOT DRUGGED AND ONE WHEN MY CAR GOT BROKEN INTO!! I'm interculturally competent. I used to date a Italian/Cherokee Indian. I fucked a Palestinian. How much more pro-peace can you get?
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
Yeah, surprised you made it on time this morning. Remarkable, considering 2 hours ago you were pretending to be talking window curtains.
Weird, Jen didn't know mixers were solely for coloring purposes. Don't call me an alcoholic because you're uneducated
We took a walk on the beach after the bar, he held my hand and kissed me. And then I peed under a lifeguard stand. It was so romantic.
We are not having sex in the fucking kindergarten
also i don't know what you guys ate last night but he broke the toilet
I wish u could call a dildo. Like you do a missing cell phone.
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