found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
oh my god. my mom just found my pipe. she thought it was a dildo.
like i said, there should be a sitcom about your family.
just got 3 freshman girls to makeout with each other at a toga party! score!
why is this not a picture message?!?!
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
I really need to stop coming home drunk and lint rolling my rabbit.
I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
I just had to MC for a middle school event with jizz on my dress. I'm going to hell.
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
World Cup Drinking Game: Take a shot every time they call a foul for something we don't understand. Gotta risk it to get the biscuit.
I don't know man. I fell outside Pizza Hut and an employee had to perform first aid. But I think I got free pizza. So it was worth it.
My parents get here at 6 so I have to make it look like a sober virgin lives in my room by 5.
Stop calling me, Mom. I'm in his closet. You're gonna blow my cover and I'm about to catch this lying SOB.
Do not ever look at a picture of an erect ostrich penis. You will regret it.
I told him that he could either pay the 10 dollars for the box of condoms or I'll make him pay for the diapers.
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