Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
I wish i could make my toaster dance like they do in the second ghostbusters. But i dont have ectoplasmic goo. Or a toaster.
You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
tell me how a rose bowl party involves waking up to find a raccoon in my kitchen cabinet eating my oreos the next morning?
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
apparently you can't crawl through the drive-thru window
Im also drinking whiskey while on a treadmill wearing high heels so let's consider that for a moment.
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
Was there a Canadian at your party or did I dream that?
You know what would make this walk of shame even better? Picking up my cap n gown on the way to my car
It's a sad statement on my day when the high point was getting a pap test.
It was one of those mornings when I wake up and feel like I have to say sorry to the whole world
he had hair everywhere except his balls
If waffles and beer don't scream "fuck me!" then I don't know what else to do.
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