it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
It was not a dingleberry, it was a dinglemelon
And next time please put a text between discussing my orgasms and discussing your son - that was weird.
A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
Nope. Flying out tonight. Staying with my great aunt who is an ex nun turned hostel owner. Best and likely most dangerous St. Patty's Day to commence in 10 hours. IRELAND!
Be safe. And I hate you.
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
the fact that you have a guy named the "i want you to tie me up and fuck me" guy speaks volumes about your life.
This is my punishment for trynna have a festive time with a stranger. I always forget you can't get weird with one night stands
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
last night i fell off a barstool and busted my nose. i can regretfully say that i didn't see cherub last night.
Why were you doing tequila shots out of Boston Pizza dip containers?
You can’t homewreck what the Lord hath brought together.
I didnt know whether I was going to vomit or orgasm because I was feeling both sensations
I bought him flowers and fake vampire fangs, cuz there's really not a greeting card that says "Sorry I got wasted last night and started a very sloppy bloodletting ritual.".
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