Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
How come the only thing we can do right in our lives is drugs?
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
that was you who tried to jump in front of my car in the monkey suit wasnt it
I'm doing laundry in pjs and heels, home alone with my margarita bucket.
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
She's gone now. Left with the wind like a majestic leaf that just rides the invisible current to locations unknown. And dude, her friends were really hot.
Bombed my 8 a.m. exam and the liquor store doesn't open till noon. Drinking unfinished beers from last night till they open.
Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
I think we should take up crocheing or stamp collecting....something completely lacking penises
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
I saved a note for myself but all it said was "am I a slutty Holden Caulfield?"
then he said the sex was mediocre and that it was because of me. and that we could try again tomorrow.
it was 100% mediocre because of him, and we will 100% not be trying again tomorrow.
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