I just called a phone sex line and you know what I did? I sat there and cried
You and i never got to the, we dont care what we look like friend-stage. you know? like not brushing your teeth stage.
sorry im really high
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
we're taking a shot everytime we receive a "Happy Thanksgiving!!!!!" mass text. up to 7 since 10am. God help us.
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
Still butthurt there's a framed picture of me passed out on the toilet in my grandparents' living room
My boss brought her husband's telescope to work, so all of us that work in the MMJ Dispensary got high and had an impromptu Blood Moon viewing party. I love my job.
I need a life alert for his random dick pics. My heart can't handle that.
My guy issues hinge on tonight's game. Caps win, it's Dustin. Rangers win, Josh. I even flipped a coin to see who got what team
Well if I can't snuggle you, I might as well snuggle a stranger's cat.
A guy I hooked up with YEARS ago just endorsed me on LinkedIn for "customer service".
We were like one big happy Eskimo family.
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
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