Barsexuality is the new black.
i think the whole apartment complex could hear you beating off last night
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
I'm not giving my ex her earrings back. If some chick i hated gave me brownies i would still eat them. It's the same thing.
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
Let's enter the circle of trust. Are we there yet? Ok. If I somehow hypothetically slept with Amandas ex husband...on a scale of one to ten...how bad is that?
he's gonorrhea incarnate
If you think for one second that I would forget Mardi Gras, you clearly don't know how much I love boobs.
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
The feeling are messing with the penis
ok I know you arent happy with the way we ended but paying someone to pass me an STD is TOTALLY FUCKED!!!
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
I opened the bathroom door and the starting point gaurd was eating out my art history professor
"Offered to eat Froot Loops out of my belly button" drunk. Thats how drunk.
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