1:32a: I quit. signing up for eharmony. Don't judge
You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
walking home from your place the other day I saw a man with a ponytail sitting on some church steps petting a plant
he should get drunk with us
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
this guy is so high, he just ate half of a frozen blueberry muffin and half of a frozen poppyseed muffin, then proceeded to make a "hybrid poppyberry muffin"
Fuckbuddy couldn't meet, so she's trying to find a substitute to come fuck me. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
he's the only person i know who can drink himself into and out of alcohol poisoning.
Just orgasmed in canada. I should get a sticker or something that says I orgasmed in a different country.
What I'm trying to say is, that time you chained me to my dresser and made me beg for it was incredibly romantic.
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
We poured some Korbel out for our homie Dick Clark.
My black heart of coal cannot compete with your boiling crock pot of teddy bears, rainbows, 90s music, and the good candy you get from rich people on Halloween.
He took a shot of vodka and AND ATE ME OUT AS A CHASER. YESSS. I AM IN LOVE.
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
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