We're like a lot better than the average bears
the best things in life are free. have that freshly fucked look and doing the walk of shame by HIS girlfriend.....priceless
It's a sad day when you have to slightly move your fupa to shave.
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
She refused to give me a hand job while we were watching a war movie saying she didn't wanna disrespect the soldiers
2pm: Breaking news alert: I think I'm finally sober. Oh, and that place needs hotter strippers.
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
I can't. I drank 10 years off my life last night. I need to reevaluate. Sorry.
mom is telling me the setting in which I was conceived
did you know we used to have a pool?
Care to explain the single rose and the package of "Cowboy Moustaches" I found on the porch?
I am at a new level of appreciation for drunk-you, who threw up into her own sweatshirt pocket last night in the car. Brava.
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
Im riding the bus with beer in one hand and chapagne in the other. I love weddings.
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