windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
First time i ever had an awkward silence during sex.
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
I remember sitting there at the toilet, bleeding everywhere and thinking, "I walked from my bedroom to here. What happened?"
She told me I was lying in front of her toilet for an hour saying "lasers."
Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
I hate him and his pretentious your-sleeping-in-the-wet-spot look.
She's wearing her dead grandmother's pearl on the married finger so no guys "bother her" tonight... I am not THAT committed to Girl's Night.
Because it was 5am and I had a shitty mixed drink and I was threatening to put my balls in your face.
Not the worst first impression I've experienced.
CAN I WEAR ASSLESS CHAPS TO SUNDAY BRUNCH OF JUDGEMENT????
My mother is a bitch. She just outed me to my dad. He wants to meet you by the way...
think before you get married my friend it's my birthday and just got done jacking off
I'm sitting in the shotgun seat of my car on full recline trying to pretend everything is ok
My desire to pee is a lot higher than my need to be buzzed right now.
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