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i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
I just ate a cashew that looked EXACTLY like your dick.
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
just woke up on my balcony. who won the super bowl?
Just witnessed my roommate pick her nose and eat it in her sleep. Remember, you made out with that.
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
True. On an unrelated note I helped post bail for both of our ex girlfriends last night. Russian roulette: guess which one is pregnant?
Hamster emergency. Can u come in here
and then you two started interpretive dancing to Mozart
I will run into the sunset with a fist full of condoms.
Maybe I'm not hungover. Maybe I'm actually dying.
I left at 4:30 in the morning and I told him it was because I had to take my contacts out
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
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