yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
I just threw up while getting a haircut. I'm never trying to accomplish stuff with a hangover again.
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
your boyfriend is drunk and yelling to the bar that he loves his cats
Just had a guy dressed only in a towel ask me for a cig, hug me and kiss me then proceeded to pee of the balcony while still talking to me and callin me baby
I don't text first unless I'm hammered...so ya I text first a lot
His phone pocket dialed me while he was crapping. He was quietly singing stayin alive and possibly passing his intestines.
I will pee on everything he values.
Apparently my face was in the trashcan and in between throw ups I was screaming LOS DIABLOS. I woke up this morning with a bird flying around my room. Nobody seems as concerned as I am.
Just tapped my penis on the head and said "this will be your year buddy."
I feel my soul being ripped out of my eye sockets
He kept saying I needed to go to the hospital and it just made me want to call him a pussy so I went to bed
I have got to stop telling people I was almost a prositute every time I drink
I THINK HE DOES. OMG!!!!! OMG I FUCKED A GUY W A FAKE LEG AND I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW!!!!!!????!!!!!!!!!
Flirting with/getting ready to possibly sleep with a married HS classmate and getting added to a bible study group chat within minutes of each other. #Balance
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