corn on the cob and anal lube are not substitutes for the real thing
I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
they hired a photographer to take a family portrait for grandmas bday gift. we just hired a male stripper. we are def the better grandkids.
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
Some guy is walking around the bar with his dick out. Health code violation?
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
i walked in on you eating. you had the fridge wide open and you were rotating between steak and handfuls of captain crunch.
I feel like having peed on eachother is a point in our lives we should never have gotten to...
I punted my pants across my apt at my roommate last night. Everything else is kinda fuzzy.
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
High me is so sweet. She left not-high me a fortune from a fortune cookie and 6 packets of soy sauce in my tampon drawer.
We just had a contest for who has less of a gag reflex...I am sad to admit that my mother won.
True college students do jello shots in the library
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