oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
I'm actually glad you're quitting. Now there's one less person at work who's seen me naked.
I feel like i made up for not being able to drink on St Pattys Day, Mardi Gras, and last years Cinco De Mayo. That hungover.
I found a vibrator in my car and it's not mine...this is becoming a weird day.
Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
The shit I just took made me regret every life decision leading up to it.
I swear to the sweet baby jesus I didn't fill your freezer with salsa and my little pony toys, but I didn't stop them either.
I found my wallet. Still have no idea when I put mad dog in my steel water bottle, though...
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
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