If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
Alone. In an inflatable pool. Drinking vodka and raspberry lemonade. I don't need approval as much as I need to know you love me still.
In case you were wondering, it hurts when the bouncer throws your phone at you after kicking you out of the strip club for taking pictures.
Just woke up next to our cab driver from last night. Please tell me this isn't happening.
Yeah we can't find him. He left a note saying he left and isn't that drunk with what appears to be an attempt at the quadratic formula for proof. He also wrote down his number and left his phone by the note
I got the number from the girl at uhaul even after she saw me throw up all over the parking lot with a 6 pack in my hands.
$150 bar tab covered by these tits. That's now the going rate. Keeping my bra on during sex unless i see the Benjamins.
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
You came out of your room naked under your open robe with a mouth full of brownie on a stick and grabbed a fistful of fruit loops and shoved them into your already full mouth.
We figured you were on something when you said that your nipples couldn't hear the music.
i got a dick pic last night and the mother fucker had a Jesus picture in the background.
A piece of your chipped nail polish just fell out of my crotch.
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