I would have done the walk of shame but I couldnt walk
My life has hit rock bottom, I'm watching a movie on lifetime about retarded people falling in love. And I'm jealous of their relationship.
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
A little light bondage fun never hurt anybody (erotic asphyxiation excluded). Car batteries attached to reproductive organs have.
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
Is it too early in the day to be getting dressed for the strip club?
someday i'll meet a woman who will love me for my marvelous breasts and ignore my many character faults.
I try not to flex my sex appeal too much around the engineers, it's like feeding bears...always ends in disaster.
he asked me if i wanted to hook up & my answer was 'why not'. he came in thirty seconds and the condom broke. it's the love story of the century
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
All I'm wearing right now is a condom and a sock.
Just one?
Yup. One sock.
Dude I love you. So much. Thank u. I'm safea. In allysi lns car. Mine towed. If u loved me ud leand me 500 in the morning. Sleep on it nd let me know.
besides the unzipped fly, the black eye and the toilet paper on your shoe you looked really sexy today baby!
I was trying to get nudes from last night and ended up getting a family portrait!
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