I was about to go down on her and her dong flopped out and hit me in the chin. This may have a Nam like post-traumatic-stress-disorder effect on me.
i wiped a booger on my final. end of semester present.
are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
in the morning i found her name, number and address on one of the empty pizza boxes. also said "ps. if you find my shoes please mail to me."
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
Half my make-up was stuck to his thigh where I'd fallen asleep after the blowjob.
His roommates came in and started a dance party in his room while we were having sex. He said it wasnt the first time.
I gave him head in my cape. On the kitchen floor. Watching a show about bacon.
I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
I left my bra and a book at his place. He's a hot Scandinavian who is into physics and computers - had to step up my game.
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
I'm trying to find some better sex background music so his neighbors don't hate us. This is tedious.
It's really life affirming to be at a wedding thinking wow I took your husbands virginity
Let me set the mood for you. Do you remember Britney Spears in her Hit Me Baby One More Time era? Well I just fucked this college girl I shit you not her name is Persephone and she looks exactly like Britney Spears back when she was hot. I might be in love.
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