just threw up while drinking by myself. This is all your fault. You here = a good night, You not here = alcoholism
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
Note to self not a good idea to try and make out with a girl when she's crying over her boyfriend
sticking your hands in the toilet to wash your face is not acceptable. ever. i don't care how drunk you are.
Dude the animal human society told us we could get a dog when we came back sober. I cant wait.
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
All of the sudden your world had become nothing but the sum of visible dicks. Welcome to life.
I slept with someone shorter than me. My vagina weeps.
You fool.
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
I was kind of torn between "Wow, this is awkward," and "Wow, my therapist is hung."
You and your vagina are hellbent on selfdestruction and bad decisions
Dude...can we put that on a tshirt? I will totally sport that shit.
That's the 3rd time in 6 months I woke up on the hallway floor using a towel as a blanket, no clue how I got there. At least back when I was still drinking I could blame something other than myself for that kind of shit.
You should go to AA meetings and warn people about the dangers of sobriety.
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
I want you to remember that you started masturbating in front of a car full of people. That drunk.
Randomize
