We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
I'm still trying to figure out how you came back with chinese food, and a spoon covered in icing saying 'cake..'
Just hit him with your car. I can guarantee he won't do it again.
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
Well my sober pact lasted almost an hour. Then I did four shots. But in other news, one of those shots I took with a midget. So like I couldn't turn that shit down.
Would it be wildly inappropriate for me to tailgate a Jonas brothers concert?
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
My boyfriend's brother just got out of jail and he is already telling us to steal cable. Dude.
After sex he just told me I'm definitely pregnant and it's a girl. Should I run?
Idk why more people don't drink at work ... i mean, yeah, the cash might be off tonight, but my customer service is fucking phenomenal right now
If you needed to get laid tonight all you had to do was ask
If I'm able to walk tomorrow morning, I'm gonna be really disappointed with myself...
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