Your tits are I can't wait for
We agreed on being friends w/ benefits. Lets see if that really happens.
Ok, so that was not supposed to go to u, my bad. I feel horrible.
i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
i put his shirt in a ziplock bag to preserve his smell
please tell me you are kidding me
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
All right cuz right now I'm in one of those moods where the shear thought of doing anything more strenuous than making a sandwich has me wanting to curl up in the feeble position and splash around in a puddle of my own tears.
Do you think you're physically and mentally capable of killing me? Because I'd really appreciate it.
I literally just biked home like I was on the last leg about to win the tour du France. Fuck diarrhea
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
After you passed out we took your car to the campus and stole a 150lb plaque that's now in your trunk. Happy birthday!
UGH FUCK THIS TRAFFIC I WANNA SUCK A DICK
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
Even in drag you're still better looking than your sister.
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