I think I just got seasick
you're not on a boat
he has a waterbed.
paul mccartney is starting to look like angela lansbury
Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
We need to talk about our relationship.
I just won a bet involving 10 tequila shots. You've got about 3 minutes
There's a point around the one and a half minute mark where the keg stand goes from impressive to pathetic
I will be naked everywhere
He left his cock-ring in my truck.
Consider it a gay sex souvenir.
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
Today I had sex and flossed at the same time. My relationship goals have been exceeded.
I would not recommend douching while drunk.
I feel like a dancer trapped in the body of a math instructor. Love, Mom
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
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