why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
I can totally hide my daquiri in my sling.
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
I kept telling myself all night that it was completely okay for me to lose all sense of my morals because it was my birthday.
I'm making a contract of things you're not allowed to put in my ass
hey, sorry about all the butter. I thought it was gonna help.
I flossed his teeth and then we had sex in the bathroom. It just seemed like a good idea.
I'm auditing financial statements and ur growing weed this is bullshit how did this happen to me
I feel like if tampons weren't meant to be microwaved, they'd have a warning on the box, so we should be okay...
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
Haha sweet. I'm being the Mad Hatter. I'll be drinking out of a tea cup all night. Or at least until I inevitably lose it, break it, or use it as a weapon.
Wine and a Lunchable. That would be depressing if it wasn't the pepperoni and mozzarella one. Those are the shit!
Worst case: you're extra horny, have no control of your mouth or actions, and maybe murder someone. Child's play.
I haven’t taken my socks off in over 36 hours. I should add that to my bumble profile.
fucking him is like fucking old faithful. you could set your watch by his orgasms.
Randomize
