cruising supermarkets, asking random people where i can get weed. fuck alaska
and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
Balcony sex scratched the shit out of my phone. Whups.
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
I cant feel my face. Like I dont even know if I have one. I wish I had a helmet
come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
Oh you have the munchies, Dad? That's great and congratulations on the weed but STOP EATING MY APPLE PIE
Using all my books as packing buffer for my liquor bottles. And you said being an English major was worthless.
Is it bad that I'm a 32 year old woman that is so afraid of commitment that a hamster is too much responsibility?
So glad the long weekend is over so I can bring this bender to a merciful end.
There is an alarming amount of food in my bra.
Who knew I could feel anymore shameful at the bar than i usually do...I think my bartender recognizes me from the walk of shame out of his house after i hooked up with his son yesterday
We have hung out 5 times and only had sex 3 of those times. I'd call that friendship
We were all having a bath, the three of us, then that drug dealer guy walked in and peed. Sitting down. Apparently he didn't want to offend us.
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