You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
What happened?....
He lifted up the blanket, and whispered "Don't do it" to his sperm....
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
Just seen a scantily clad pirate with 2 36 packs of natty ice on a bike riding with no hands. If she doesn't hit a speed bump she's golden and should be on the next Americas got talent.
Apparently someone switched my cash for monopoly money after midnight so I couldn't get any more drinks at the bar
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
He sent me an email apologizing for sleeping with her...and by that I mean he sent a picture of his dick to my school e-mail
One of my students in my 8am class brought me a Tim Hortons cup with a bloody Mary in it. Clearly, I didn't manage to look not drunk when I ran into him at Denny's at 4am. Who decided to let me teach?
Me and him getting it in is for special occasions only. Like Christmas and when they bring the McRib back.
Found the cure to anxiety attacks.
An orgasm
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
He told me that he'd ride his snowmobile from Cincinnati to Toledo in this blizzard just so I could give him head.
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
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