You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
I can't believe i facilitated a beer for sweater vest deal last night...
Streaking across a girls college rugby game is probably the best, and most painful, decision I've ever made
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
Did you shave a certain someone in his sleep last night?
I passed out in all my clothes. like my purse too..and with a cup of water next to me..and my last tweet last night was "Bye."
I know I've never told you this before.. but Gyro sauce makes everything okay.
This tequila is so bad I might cry. I won't Throw up but I might cry
Threw up in hyvee parking lot. Thanksgiving shopping complete.
MDMA IS GREAT AND YOU WERE THE WORST GIRLFRIEND EVER.
Woke up in a fanny pack with a bag of cocaine on my cheek
So I'm at early voting and the group of ladies behind me is talking about voting no on 2 and my gummy is kicking in, thank lawd
Looking back, we probably shouldn't have chased alcohol with more alcohol
It's only 3 AM. There's still time to get arrested today.
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