yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
Discovered the coffee filter hasn't been changed in a while. I believe the mold has hypnotic properties. Would try it again, but coffee vomit is not pleasant.
I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
sorry about having a shotput competition with your microwave, seemed like a good idea at the time
I don't remember you taking the condom off last night. Did you just walk home in it ?
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
I don't know ur idea of a good first date but I'm pretty sure it shouldn't include him holding my hair while I puke in the street
The party went downhill once the fire department had to be called to put out the kitchen fire.
I remember saying your puke looked like a jellyfish and you got very offended.
My parents woke me up at noon to tell me my maid had found my clothes strewn all over the neighborhood
The bottle of Wild Turkey is empty and there is a pile of wet cement in the garage. What happened?
Dude, fate has brought her to your penis.
I want to eat a stick of butter
Did your pain meds kick in?
It tastes nice
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
I have decided that I would still fuck Harrison Ford even though he is old as fuck now. Do you think it would kill him?
Most likely. But I bet he'd do a bang up job of it before he died.
He absolutely would.
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