dude beer before liquor = i want to shoot myself in the face
Having kids is risky. They might end up weird.
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
you said you get the best orgasms off Pez dispensers. how do you think he felt????
Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
I remember you licked my face and said that's all you're getting
I rolled over and my thoughts became words and I said "oh fuck not you again" he didn't think that was too kind and asked me to leave
I don't think you should be sorry for such memorable sex that I yell your name when you aren't around.
Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
Btw had an awesome time last night. Found some blood on my shirt and ear but I'll chalk it up to the tequila shots.
Dude I had sex with her and she STILL thinks I'm gay. I don't know what else to do.
How much weed can I reasonably smoke now if I have to leave for work in a bit over an hour
Hangover and judgement, the breakfast of champions.
Gov of Georgia is going to allow massage therapists to return to work.
Gives a new meaning to 'Happy Endings'.
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