Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
they esentially rejected my mermaid threesome offer:(
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
The best revenge is living well. Or pooping in his sunroof. Either or
i think the theme of this summer is "shitting in weird locations."
I'm with some lesbians. Somehow I offended them and the Justin Beiber one told me I was fat.
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
The night got interesting when the random guy next to us handed us a bottle of champagne and the rest of his ciroc bottle. When we asked why he did it, he proceeded to point at his friend who face planted the floor.
You know you had a good night when you wake up cuddling a baseball bat and a can of chicken noodle soup.
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
I fully support your bad decision but I do not approve of your unironic use of the word yolo
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
THREE MINUTES! THREE MINUTES PAST MIDNIGHT I STSRT HEARING CHRISTMAS MUSIC ON THE OVERHEAD PA SYSTEM!!!
Randomize
