I look better un-naked...
I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
ran into someone who graduated hs with us while i was paying for booze in quarters. i love it when people from my past catch me in my classier moments.
I asked a girl to buy her a drink, she had I have a boyfriend, so I said, well i have a goldfish, she said what? I replied, oh I'm sorry I thought we were talking about shit that doesnt matter.
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
You look cute and you are awesome. And that means something coming from a judgmental bitch
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
Nobody knows who they are, but they have an ice luge so they are welcome in my book
I was loaded. my pee still has a hint of lime
He literally stole all the change that was on my floor and ran away while I was peeing. I have to rethink my standards.
Well waking up naked, covered in Chex mix is not how I planned to start my Wednesday if that's what you're getting at.
Getting food poisoning after eating at work was the cherry on top of my "Welcome back to real life" sundae.
Who put my cat in the fridge?
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
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