So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
When I woke up his cat was sleeping on my face and i had scratch marks on my neck. not happy.
only room for one pussy in that bed.
unlike you, ive never imagined darth vader masturbating
The best part was that when I woke up, I poked her with my dick to wake her up, and said, "Hi, I'm Alex. Nice to meet you". Shoulda seen the look on her face. Priceless.
Thank you as well. My penis is starting a slow-clap right now.
Ripped as fuck driving to get a portrait of my cat tattooed on my arm
I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
Did you blackout Saturday before or after we had sex in a random snow bank?
Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
My exam ends at 4pm so I plan to be passed out in the bar by 5pm. Want to join me?
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
I gave him head during Pitch Perfect 2, I felt like the Bella's were cheering me on with their back up tunes
you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.
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