is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
i am not listening to taylor swift on a pink ipod. totally not happening.
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
What if we had a smart house and we could just say "baked" and it would rain donuts?
Recently successful and happy relationships are at an all time high now that you are no longer fucking so many peoples girlfriends. You alone have changed the mating patterns in the lower half of our county.
You need to stop relating my life to your schoolwork. But tell my girlfriend that she'd be proud.
Saw you fall down on Jefferson and a cop drove by and shook his head. How you didnt get arrested after the party you went to on saturday is beyond me.
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
You told me to keep you from drinking, but we both know I'm not that kind of friend.
that's the first time I've heard "shenanigans" and "apocalypse" in the same sentence
This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.
Being a slave to ur dick is exhausting.
I can't remember the last time I saw a penis in person that I didn't see a million times on text first
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
His beard looks like it smells like beer, cocaine and old pussy juice
i love you and all, but can that be the last orgy with your wife?
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