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Yo dont text me then not text me
i was just outside smoking and i saw a hooker sing "i wish i knew who your daddy was" to her new born baby. someone explain to me why i ever left chicago to go to college...
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
ALTON JUST DID GRAVY SHOTS. THIS IS WHY HE'S MY HERO
your blue lips and tongue was their first indication you were probably underage
HEY THERE IS NO AGE LIMIT ON BLUE SLUSHIES
Breaking into his house to steal the sheets I'd drunk pissed on before he got home was not how I wanted to be spending spring break
Girl, we were harassing people from the top of a building. I don't know how I got down, but I'm eating chocolate cake in my kitchen. Sall good yo.
I accidentally called my professor daddy...and I think he liked it. Help, I'm scared.
I think he's trying to finish jacking off before throwing up again
I was really proud of me too last night! Found a discarded hamburger that I have no memory of at the foot of the bed. Instead of a Dude. I'm really growing as a person
Do exhausted, barely concealed hand jobs count as joining the mile high club?
She's the good dick fairy. You buy her a beer and half an hour later the best lay in the place is asking to take you home.
so... i have a picture of you and three other girls making kissy faces at this giant stuffed banana you're holding. however, you seem to be violently screaming at it.
Those bitches did NOT have my back.
At least get laid and waffle fries out of it you whipped basterd
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