More tranny stories later!
quit re-tweeting John McCain's tweets
It all came flooding back to me: there was a woman with one hand
Check if I'm alive tomorrow. If not, tell my parents I died happy and that there's a gay cheerleader in the spare bedroom
Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
He just said "fuck you" to the bowl he's eating things out of
How does one chug a beer and swing the bottle at someone in a single motion? This guys a beer ninja man
That accounts for only three of the penises
Got 2 free lines of blow from some random guys on the side of 13th street.....how's your Sunday going?
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
i opened the door and you were passed out on my doorstep wearing ugly shorts and cuddling a pinnapple, i dont know what happened to you.
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
You're moving up the public shitting ladder
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