Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
I've officially put my junk in foods from 5 of the 6 layers of the nutrition pyramid
Mother nature decided I wasn't going to be a whore today. Fuck her.
Hes still not moving. At what point does 'hungover' become 'hospital-time?'
In the future let's not drunk dive in the fountain in front of the hotel bar.
dude you need a shock collar for some of the things you say when you're drunk.
There is no way I am paying you $5 apiece for pot brownies you found behind a dumpster. $2, maybe.
You can't find true love with Budweiser and a futon
Like for real, is your junk ok? I have to look after my investments.
When I said to give it to me hard and fast, I didn't mean like 15 seconds fast.
On the upside, no one went to the hospital! Lex's friend was definitely on fire at one point last night though because he tried to juggle tiki torches. He was shirtless this morning and smelled like a BBQ.
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
So I'm trying to figure out how to talk my boss into allowing pajama day once a week. Any ideas?
We were all having a bath, the three of us, then that drug dealer guy walked in and peed. Sitting down. Apparently he didn't want to offend us.
but next to his bed he has a bible, and on the bible he has a pbr coaster and a condom. how can i stay mad at that? Its amazing.
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