Living right is spending a lot of time in someone's ass
He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
I drank mimosas and played bocce ball in the middle of finals week...now i know how Comm majors feel all the time.
Things found in my vomit last night: cell phone, Von Hayes rookie card, a boot, my dignity
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
We were all drunk for the whole flight. Steve doesn't even remember the cab ride to the airport. At 6am. Says he "blacked back in" at security.
It probably isn't a good idea to go home with last night's hookup's brother. And sister.
Probably is probably an understatement.
You're gonna judge me.
Howd you sleep with him already
I woke up at 4 am. Literally pissed. No idea what happened. I could have fucked a cow.
I'm a hopeless romantic that likes rough sex. Judge me
This medicine is making me nuts. I just woke up and I thought I was in a glass case with Asians staring at me.
You lost me at unexpected butt stuff. Everything else I would probably do.
I just found out why people like handcuffs.
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
Randomize
