We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
Discovered the secret to willingly attending my 3-o'clock class. Ahoy, Cap'n.
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
he asked me to help him wrap his girlfriends birthday presents. Dont worry we fucked right after.
right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
I think I slept in the cheesecake last night. Either that or I had a wet dream. Whatever happened I need to wash my pants.
Dude, I need a lifestyle change. I'm to old to be making out with chicks in foam parties, letting older chicks get all excited because I let them put their hands up my shirt, and running around doing scavenger hunts with 18 yr old chicks.
He's my BOYFRIEND but he won't sext me. I'll be like, "tell me how you want to fuck me", and he's like, "I love how we can talk about our feelings". FUCK
those kids just got delivered to the party by the pizza guy
Strip clubs just aren't as fun when a man tries to drunkenly grind on you.
Don't trim your pubes if you've been drinking. I can't believe I have to tell you more than once.
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
honestly, you deserve someone taller anyways
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
So he called his lawyer from the bar to confirm the cost of hitting the douchebag before flooring him. I respect his planning skills.
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