i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
He had Jail Releases phone number programed into speed dial on his phone.
do you think a sharp knife would stab through a cheese suit?
Roommate is high and swore off off the diet. Said she wants to make everyone else fat since it'd be easier. She spent today baking 3 dozen brownies for the office tomorrow and is already down to 24.
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
Did I change midway through last night?
Seven times. The most notable outfits were UFC Fighter and Top Hat Viking
she asked me where ive been her entire life and the guy in the room next to us yelled "with other women bitch!"
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
It may be a clusterfuck, but I'll be looking classy as shit as I watch the nightmare unfold
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
Sorry I can't pick up... thought process is fine but too stoned to form words.
Put the lady boner away. He's engaged. To my brother. No, life is not fair.
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