somehow on my way home with matt, I ended up straddling steve on the sidewalk and polling the people walking by on whether or not we should have sex.
a drug dealer just gave me his business card. it had his face on it drinking a 40oz
just friend requested my arresting officer from last night. too soon??
Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
Sorry I didn't pick up for your booty call. I usually am asleep at 4:00 on Thursdays. Like a normal person.
It's been decided..lingerie is an investment. You get free breakfast and cab rides out of it.
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
Also, in the middle of me riding him, he said "I want you to dance on my dick" like I was supposed to know what that means
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
I came home wearing somebody's thong. If you're missing one message me privately.
He said he didnt want to choke me, I said im sorry thats a deal breaker.
He's hot, clean, can actually cook, and best of all isn't a narcissistic prick. I found a unicorn.
Ride that fucker.
Its that time in the evening when I've had a few cocktails and wish you'd make a video about the packers and Jack Daniels.
Our son just found our secret Sex Dungeon that is no longer hidden in our basement. He brought his Xbox and the TV down there he is currently sitting in the sex swing playing video games. What do I do?
Randomize
