I wannas sexs uuuuu
im gay
i know
yea but for you.
I told her at least we still had each other. That's when she started crying.
talking dirty on facebook chat is the new phone sex.
I think my goal in life now is to be a Trending topic on Twitter after I die.
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
She opened a beer bottle with her armpit and then gave me a cigarette from the waistband of her underwear. I dont know if I want to be her or marry her.
He blew a .19 and then slurred "well I did have some rum cake earlier today officer".
I think a kid would responsible me up
Dude if i sent you a picture of the inside of my fridge would you be able to break down and explain everything that was in it?
Want to do me the honour of waxing my legs again before I go to Mexico? I feel like it's a tradition we shouldn't break.
I mean of all the things to be cockblocked by, Taco Bell is pretty high on the list
You chugged Absolut from a beer bong. Why WOULDN'T you be a champion?
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
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