and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
I'll go out only because I know the starving children in third-world countries would frown upon us if we let an hour of free sangria go to waste...
people who like being in relationships make me feel bad about myself.
I just made bacon chili cheese fries for dinner...someday my kids are going to realize I'm a stoner & this will all make sense
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
I can't believe I had to sit there pretending to play Halo with a condom on for 20 Minutes because your brother barged in to tell a story.
I took her to the bar and boom. All of my past slump busters were there. Shes cool enough to know what that means and said she was afraid they'd eat her so we left.
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
He literally cocked blocked all the dudes that tried to talk to the girls he was with, and they all loved him.
Same guy who tossed the brunet over his shoulder as they left screaming "Bring me my lucky shovel!"
On way back. With a shopping cart. Minimal casualties.
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
At the very least, I mastered a nap while occasionally being dry humped.
So I just noticed that my last drunk google search before going to bed last night was "ghosts based on gays." I have no idea what that's supposed to mean
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
Like I just asked Greg why I don't have a crown for my vagina. That drunk.
Randomize
