yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
hell yes lets make some ravioli
So his roomate was eating breakfast when I was sneaking out. He's the guy I took home from jessicas wedding. I ended up eating coco puffs with him
Just another sign I need to get out of this town
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
I hope the kids appreciate the fact that I jizzed on her instead of on their slide.
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
He better not be in your backpack
That final makes me want to drink myself into the fetal position
Did you just send me an ass picture with a quote from the lion king?
What are you gonna do about it?
Bought pregnancy tests in bulk off amazon. Kinda feel insulted that it asked if I wanted to subscribe for regular shipments.
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
When you wear a dress that resembles the shape and color of Kirby to a wedding, you get the attention you deserve.
I guess you could say the date didn’t go so well since I was drunkenly Snapchatting with my ex by the end of it.
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