...you put a chicken patty in my toaster last night..
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
yeah we're mixing orange juice, vodka, and rum and calling it Oj Simpson On Trial
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
He totally fucked me in his Chewbacca socks
went to class still drunk this morning and my professor made the class give me a round of applause and said, "see people, THIS is inspirational... if she can make it to class in this condition there is no excuse not to show up!"
I mean metaphorically. Literally zombies have yet to invade. Let's be rational here.
I love you. You know I enjoy the constant sex noises
I trusted a fart in Toronto. NEVER TRUST A FART IN TORONTO.
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
Sex. Target parking lot. I really am the mayor.
She was gone when I unblacked out, but she had nailed her panties to the wall and wrote “Colleen’s Dick”with a sharpie on the wall. No idea where she got a hammer and nail
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