On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
I hate ducks.
What?
they're sketch. like squirrels. squirrels are sketch as fuck.
my grandmother thought she vaccuumed up a quarter so she made me open the bag, dump it out on her front lawn, and dig through it. no quarter.
This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
he wouldn't shut up and let me sleep
yeah i got into a fight with my man last night
why can't men just shut up and put out?
I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
I wasted some perfectly good semen on her
We're lucky we aren't prostitutes by now. Whats the etiquette for returning a pair of heels with blood on them?
You are COMPLAINING that the sex was too good. You're not getting any sympathy from me
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
I was stretching naked in the middle of my room singing "Somewhere Over the Rainbow", apparently this is what I do when I'm high and the wifi goes out
The sex was so boring I heard the people having sex next door and I wanted to stop just to listen
you woke up this morning in a laundry basket, only wearing rainboots.
How did the test come back?
I've never been so happy to have a yeast infection. And i got a free pack of birth control
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