just won a stolen shopping cart in a dance off in a parking lot.
I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
well I mean we knew we had more drinkers than runners, so we had a "case race for the cure" for relay for life instead of an actual marathon. day drinking and philanthropy. can't go wrong.
I drunk madeout with my mom last night. it's guna be an awkward breakfast.
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
This time, try to not get fingered in the middle of the living room.
I DIDNT GET FINGERED
I was rubbed
The last thing I remember is feeding country fried steak to my best friend in a bubble bath with my bare hands.
I tried to interpretive dance to Candy Shop to stop the awkwardness.
He's high as balls tripping balls and doing a reenactment of the scene where Buzz jumps off the balcony and can't fly to his soundtrack of Toy Story.
I still can't get the taste of her nipples and the udon noodles out of my mouth
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
My boss brought her husband's telescope to work, so all of us that work in the MMJ Dispensary got high and had an impromptu Blood Moon viewing party. I love my job.
It's 7am. I'm sitting on the curb in last nights clothes with a nose bleed and no idea how to get home. Low moment I feel.
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
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