im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
The woman in front of me has a completely clear purse. I can see everything. It's ballsy because her vagisil is on display.
im eating kix cereal and taking shots by myself. please come hang out with me. im desperate
is election day enough of a holiday to justify getting fucked up on a tuesday?
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
I Know I'm the drunk girl in the trunk right now, BUT PLEASE LISTEN TO ME!
You told her dad that you were gonna "superman that ho" I love the first impressions you make
Sex-sore abs and my workout pants have gravel stains on the knees. It's like the workout of shame.
'go have sex with her' ddoes not count as wingman
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
I'm hiding in the bathroom at the library but there are children here I just want to drunk cry in peace
He is such a generous lover, I can look past the fact his name is fucking Bob.
When is the right time to ask your new roommate for her school schedule so she doesn't walk in on you fucking some rando in the kitchen in the middle of the afternoon?
He flipped a shopping cart in the back room and had to leave to make a jazz playlist. If we aren't in love then i don't know what love is.
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