names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain.
when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
I just found a contact in my phone named "Sam 'it Won't Fit' Wilson". No clue when or where it came from....
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
Got robbed by an ATM. My weekend officially sucks.
Nothing says "back to school" like walking in the first day with a hangover
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
If I stopped drinking I'd have to take up murdering.
So apparently I’m into choking now
And I’m prepared, because I'm in it to win it (and by win I mean get railed hard)
I knew she was the one when we had sex to the halo soundtrack.
Anything special planned for Valentines Day?
Does testing the strength of my coworker’s marriage count?
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
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