did you seriously just ask me if there is such thing as a sophisticated batman shirt?
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
she keeps The Day After Pill in her bra... there is a God.
my brother wants to know why there are wet balloons in his bed and i think you forgot to throw the condoms away but im too hungover to check if thats what hes talking about
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
can you explain how you are here for one night and now my kitchen table is in 11 pieces..
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
You told me to keep you from drinking, but we both know I'm not that kind of friend.
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
The cop looked me right in the eye and apologized for cock blocking me.
I'm trying to get weird tonight. Like I want to see bitches crawling on all fours drinking milk from bowls and shit by 5 am. You down?
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
Just asphyxiate me and toss my corpse in the Ocean. It'll be easier than whatever the next four or eight years will bring.
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