I've spent the last ten minutes rubbing glue sticks on the wall
She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
He passes out, I smoke his kush. All's fair in love and a disappointing lack of sex.
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
Lightning struck the tree right outside of her window as I came inside her. I think its God's way of saying go by plan b.
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
You don't care if I shave my legs, but you insist I be conscious for sex. Whatever. I really think your priorities are out of whack.
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
I apologize for being mean. I love the blender and your vagina.
So he drunk messaged me last night telling me he wants a baby. Think I should call his bluff?
So unless we're getting married, I can't see him cry AND have sex with him. It just doesn't work like that.
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
jusy threw up in the airport bathroom. I am no longer thankful for fireball.
she threw up on her exam, awkwardly wiped it off with her sleeve and continued writing.
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