And then I said "flip over. I want to show you something i learned in Afghanistan."
I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
They tried. Someone started to yell beer shower but he spun around and punched them in the mouth before they even finished saying beer. He's a fast little drunk.
I baptized my dog in my pool last night because he snapped at my party guests, how was your night?
Yeah, this dress is irreparably whorey. I've resigned myself to being a family scandal.
I just heard my parents fuck. What. The. Fuck. My rooms right under theirs.. My dad barely even lasted a minute. Im almost ashamed..
Didn't have the heart to tell him that while he was eating my ass I was laughing, not moaning, into the pillow
I told her I was going to sleep early last night. I probably should not have sent that snapchat of us playing beer pong.
Actually just remembered that solo cup full of scotch that random guy gave me for not farting on him. That's probably why
Do not let Mike show you his naughty Santa Claus outfit. It's a super long beard and crotchless pants.
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