Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
you lied. pity sex is amazing.
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
im about 40 per cent sure i invited the bouncer to our pajama party next weekend...
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
Maybe tomorrow I'll be drunk again and can provide you with texts at a more reasonable hour. Here's hoping. GOodnight. Tebow loves you
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
Someone was asleep on the couch next to us and woke up. We paused and he yelled "gentlemen, behold! Sex!"
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
Did you go to church in Texas and sign me up?
You need southern Jesus
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
It smells like grilled cheese and sexual frustration
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
Our livers get a hall pass for 2020, right?
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