I'm jealous of your bromance
Not sure what happened last night, but there are four mini bikes outside and some guy is wearing my shirt passed out in the breakfast nook. Won't be telling the grand kids about this one.
We almost didn't get a second pitcher, but now we're getting a sixth.
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
Just because he saw my boobs doesn't mean he knows me all of a sudden
Thanks for putting pants on me last night. And for calling me a princess.
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
We found her on the doorstep. Just layin down going, "I made it home!! Aren't you proud??!"
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
If I'm not drunk and wearing a penguin hat by the time we are done opening Christmas presents then coming home for Christmas was a complete failure
Blacking out is all I've done this year and we're only 3 days in. Checkmate bitch.
Judging by his bulge. This guy is going home with me. Who doesn't want a dick that looks like it used to be a pillar in Rome.
She can't even plan ahead to have toilet paper for her next shit
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
Yeah, everything was going great until the mugging.
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