And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
the only time it's appropriate to sing In The Air Tonight by Phils Collins is while sake bombing at Cal Beach
um or while having sex on a train
**i WaNt TO sLaP mY niECe wHO ThINks iT iS cUte tO WriTE LiKE tHiS**
I slept with some guy because he drew a dinosaur on my arm
No more Irish car bombs ever.
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
His thanks his mom for not having an abortion at his wedding toast. I love frat weddings.
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
Discovery: bouncers seem to get really upset about fire
You drunkenly hook up with 5 people in one night and suddenly everyone tries to party with you.
turns out my ex girlfriend has become my most successful wingman. life is fuckin weird sometimes
It was like 10 tiny penises being shoved in my vagina.
I swear I was in Legend of Zelda Twilight Princess and American Ninja Warrior at the same time. I'm never getting high while rock climbing again.
What kind of friend would I be if I didn't make you hate things you once loved?
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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