what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
We're trying to see who can drink the most and still be eligible to donate blood tomorrow.
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
Is a wave an appropriate goodbye when your one night stand wakes up and walks out towards the door while you are looking through the garbage for the evidence of a condom?
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
you were crying saying "if you love me you will find me a loaf of bread"
We got a noise complaint for vacuuming too much but not for getting really high and yelling about peanut butter
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
I was told today that I'm the ugliest bartender in the area, so, I guess I have that going for me.
I kept screaming that he looked like Khal Drogo and rode around the bar on his back.
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
i just woke up on the desk in his dorm with him snoring in my vagina. better than last week waking up to a different guy puking on my bare ass i guess.
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