He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
he keeps dipping things in ranch and feeding them to me
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
we're almost there. Shes pounding on the car window telling the nurse whos on a smoke break to fuck off.
You know how hard it is to drive a dirtbike down a road with 2 plants of weed on your lap. Fucking hard
hey watch out, they threw flour on everyone who passed out at their party last year.
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
You stood outside his house all night throwing your sister's leftover Easter eggs and singing 'now you're just somebody that I used to blow'
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
I woke up to him peeing by our bedroom door. I yelled at him to go to the bathroom and he just kept peeing while he walked there. This is a new low.
Are you okay?
I went home with a 38 year old guy in a kilt, do I look okay!
i don't think i have enough personality to make it through this date sober.
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
This guy knew what he was doing. Most guys can't find the spot even if it shot off a flare and played a kazoo.
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