Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
When I told my mom I was having a rough time, she responded with "pop a xanax, take a nap, and when you wake up all will be right with the world." My mom is finally starting to shape up.
and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
Dude, I just cut my asshole on the new toilet paper. If you rationed the grocery money to buy drugs, I better be getting some.
The dog threw up again, this time IN the toilet. I've taught him well.
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
Please please please buy brown eye liner on your way home in the morning... I'm missing an eyebrow
Look if 10 am was too early to go barrel tasting the winery would not be open.
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
You've seen the quality of dick pics I normally get. The bar is high.
Haha just talked to the dude you bit on Thursday. He has been growing a beard to hide the bruising....
I tried to get the guy I like to “spit shake” on a sexual bet... why am I such a bro fml
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